Matt Maltby
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Somerville |
| Club | Somerville |
| Team | Somerville 1st |
| Course | English |
| Matriculation year | 2007 |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 3 (1) | 300 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
Despite only standing at a height of 4'9', Matt 'the hack' Maltby is renowned for never missing a tackle. Multi-talented and multi-brilliant Matt is normally found tearing up the left-back position with one of his infamous sliding tackles, the terror of right midfielders everywhere.
Prone to 'injury', Matt 'the hack' has not yet reached his full potential, but the very notion of a fully fit Matt Maltby is the stuff of legend.
Deciding not to tryout for the Oxford Blues Squad to give other players a chance, Martin Keown is reported to have begged Matt to play on numerous occasions. Unfortunately for Martin, and Oxford Football in general, Matt considers himself quite the thespian, director, pool player and socialite and he just can't fit in time for anything else.
However there is one dark side to Matt, he is supposedly very jealous of Dextor's flowing locks and is apparently planning to shave Dextor's hair as soon as he can get him drunk enough.
By David Nzuruba
