Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

Harries, Somerville's resident DJ, writer, guitarist, Alex Turner-lookalike and all-round legend, started his career in Stratford with the King Edwards' Eagles. He combines power and strength, his famed guns being the terror of North Oxford, with a wisecracking ability to make his opponents quake in their boots equalled only by Tom 'The Hodd' Hoddlestone.
Highlights of his sporting career include once being at a professional football match, watching professional rugby on the television, and having a trial with the Greater Richmond Estuary Analysis Team in Watching Any New Kerazzy Sport (GREAT WANKS). Lowlights have included the embarrassing failure at said trial (he was a little surprised by the initiation process), a red card in his first match of the season for 'aggravated indie-ness', a love of the NME and the time that Matt got bored with George Eliot and decided to fiddle with his profile.